Intimacy: Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls... - FML

By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:11

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

Antonio718 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:02

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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redbluegreen 40

Friday 22 May 2009 2:14

#20 - That's what parents wish they had. OP - I suggest you learn to hide your "weapons" better.

porcupunk 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:15

How big is the ***** that he can "make" a "sword" out of it?? Are we talking a 12 inch doubleheader here?

lulzorz 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:17

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA awww poor thing, im sorry! i mean...how embarrassing for you, your son and the teacher haha. to everyone raging and saying BAHH HIDE IT BETTER, i remember being a kid and going through everything, just cause i was curious. there is no privacy with children. none lmao.

kubbie 1

Friday 1 June 2012 21:53

Hahha so true..i found my moms condoms one day 0.0 I was like WTF!!!

twilax101 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:17

so THAT'S what it was...

Epoch 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:17

#20, that was epic, lol

alexgisforme3 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:18

looool omg that is so ******* funny i love it

fuckmyl1f333 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:18

LMAO greatest FML, so what if she sucks at parenting guys, this is funny as hell.

MaddieMonster 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:20

lol @ # 11.

SlooterMcGavin 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:21

Sooo, Daddy is MIA? We should date.

Bitts 0

Friday 22 May 2009 2:22

aaaaaaand that is an epic nickname for a penis.

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