By a - 21/05/2009 19:18 - United Kingdom

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Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML
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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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Antonio718 0

It wasn't being put into use anyways...

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bonafidehustler 0

I agree with #9. I assume he was young because if he knew what it was he wouldn't touch it. But why couldn't you hide it better from him?

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Sukismama 2

Maybe she did hide it but i'd say I'm safely assuming, and I'm sure you agree, that he is just a little kid and if you have kids or even jus been around them u know they get into EVERYTHING and can easily find hidden things.

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24788 6

**** your sons life. Why would he have it in his hands?!

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mehwhateverr 0

What did you do? Put it out on the kitchen table?

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keiferrr 0

hahahahaha next he'll find your anal beads

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P374RD3D 9

I'll slay you with my spitballs of power

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DaFluffyGoldfish 0

EEEEEEW U LET YOUR KIDS TOUCH IT??? THAT IS DISGUSTING!!!

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G_thelegend 0

i agree, EWWWWWWWW

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FlyMeAway 2

Well it's not like OP said 'Here honey play with this'. Jeez

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paperfox_fml 0

#5, where do you expect her to keep it? In a locked safe behind the picture of Grandma and Grandad hanging at the top of the landing 7ft off the floor with a high-tech alarm system and a self-destruct mode if the fingerprint scanner recognises it to be the fingerprint of someone under the age of 18?

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hollistergrrl129 0

can tellll ur a nerd

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megapeyt 17

This comment is an EPIC WIN

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07_MKV 0

Hahahahahah, nice, hide stuff better?

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BlaBlaBla_95 0

hahahhahahah #20 FTW

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