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By Douche - 31/07/2020 23:01

Today, I flew from Texas to meet my new girlfriend's family in Georgia. Turns out her sister was a random hookup I had a year earlier on a business trip, she remembered me as the douchebag with premature ejaculation. Guess who’s flying home single? FML

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By longtriphome - 15/07/2011 02:22 - United States

Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML

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By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 20:17 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, half-way through my trip to Florida, I received a call from my friend of six years. "I sort of had sex with your girlfriend while you were gone." He said it "just sort of happened." FML

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By Jex - 06/10/2012 10:04 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

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By mile high clubber - 14/07/2013 10:41 - United States - Bensalem

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

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By Xerfox - 20/06/2016 20:34 - Germany - Neckarsulm

Today, I flew to Germany to meet up with a girl that I met in America 5 months ago and fell in love with. We've been talking every day for 5 months straight. I get here just for her to tell me that she likes me "like a brother". FML

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Classy.

By Alexis - 15/11/2017 23:00 - United States

Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML

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By Noname - 11/01/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

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By dumpedandstranded - 15/10/2009 20:19 - Canada

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Friday 31 July 2020 23:20

I mean, if you needed proof you had a type, you now have it.

bloopaloop 27

Friday 31 July 2020 23:10

You still got the sister combo! Way to go buddy!

Comments

bloopaloop 27

Friday 31 July 2020 23:10

You still got the sister combo! Way to go buddy!

Sagar Nair 11

Friday 31 July 2020 23:12

Small world aint it, champ?

Bogrbon 27

Friday 31 July 2020 23:20

I mean, if you needed proof you had a type, you now have it.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 31 July 2020 23:51

Why? If you're not a Two-Pump Chump with your girlfriend (that you've been dating for less than a year) then who cares what kind of douchebag you were to a rando?

genuinegoodguy 9

Friday 31 July 2020 23:53

Sorry to hear of your premature ejaculation problems. But you didn’t have to be a douche.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 1 August 2020 19:40

Usually when a guy has premature ejaculation, he's usually apologetic and makes excuses. Or so I've heard.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Saturday 1 August 2020 5:51

My guess is some douchebag with premature ejaculation issues. Was I right?

Perry85 42

Saturday 1 August 2020 11:24

Need a bit more context, how long have you been dating your girlfriend? If you were with her at the time of hook up then YDI, if not then FYI

diraven 15

Sunday 2 August 2020 19:16

Should have told them that douchebag was your twin brother. You could have had a hilarious double date!

Brightside86 30

Monday 3 August 2020 6:14

I don't see the problem. Were you truly awful to her sister or something? Maybe it's different for girls but I've slept with my friends and brothers Ex and it's not a big deal we're all just people. As for premature ejaculation that's a very solvable problem doesn't seem like thing that you should be ridiculed for.