By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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Heaven666 0

=,= my sympathy goes out to you..... need to try blocking the mental picture out

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fat_bastard1 0

i think this is one of the best fml EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!

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lifsukssumtimes 0

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this made me laugh so hard!

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plexico 3

I can't help but get a picture in my head of the dad holding a clipboard questioning the kid, "So, from what you heard, did your mother sound 1)very unsatisfied, 2) somewhat unsatisfied, 3) neither unsatisfied nor satisfied, 4) somewhat satisfied or 5) VERY satisfied?" like those survey-takers at the mall. Anyone else?

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kartracer78 0

I walked in on my parents one time. FML. I know how you feel, and afterwards my dad came in my room where i had run to, and he asked me if i saw him and my mom having sex, quite awkward.

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tinnitus 0

Whoa man, fyl but your dad is pretty sweet for your ma though.

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Nightfallz 0

you think sex awkward and disturbing? have fun with the rest of your life virgin

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HelloDarlingg 0

Its awkward and disturbing if you hear your parents doing it dumbass.

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