By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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TheTrueBeautyx3 0

He is probably trying to compensate for his size

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plexico 3

He may be your dad, but he still is a "bro." So when he's putting the wood to your mom, is she coming for real or is she faking it? It's a simple question -- your bro deserves an answer?

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metheonlyb 17

Bros before hos! Way to go man! I'm with you!

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pieofchrist 0

lol. that seems to be the million dollar question on this site doesn't it?

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rosyrose 0

lol at #32 im pretty sure there is somethings that u just dont want to know about other peoples sex lives....parents being one of them and fail for the dad not being sure in the first place

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cjp767 0

this is one of the few truly legit FMLs. creepy, disturbing, and awkward. your life is so F'd.

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kennythedude 3

Oh God, that sucks. This is the most awkward FML I've seen this whole week.

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iSmellNice 2

So, did she sound satisfied?

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alijacket 0

Idk why people are freaking out so much. Yes, it's awkward as hell, but it's not the most disturbing thing in the world. Tbh, I'd rather have my dad ask me if my mom's "satisfied" lol, than tell me he's been cheating on her or something.

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