Intimacy: Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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Nooooooo!

By ScarredEars - 12/08/2010 12:02 - United States

Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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Boundaries

By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 02:01

Today, I walked in on my parents, who are in their late 50s, having sex. That's not the worst part, it's understandable; we all have needs. However, I walked in on them doing it on my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2009 16:48 - France

Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML

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The dead of the night

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML

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Gatekeeping sex

By My eyes and ears, oh god, my eyes and ears - 20/08/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I have accidentally encountered my parents having "sexy time" four times in the past week. I'm an adult. My parents are in their fifties. Their bedroom door doesn't fully shut, so I always get an unpleasant glimpse when I walk past, occasionally punctuated by my mom's pleasured moaning. Kill me now. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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Pranked!

By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

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Gigi Wanner 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 20:28

That’s a thousand times not okay.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 1 August 2019 19:57

So that permits them to have sex in their childs’ bed?

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Soviet Chilingulo 7

Thursday 1 August 2019 18:10

It's their house. Their rules.

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 1 August 2019 19:57

So that permits them to have sex in their childs’ bed?

Nico Noppe 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 21:17

No one said it was in their bed. If their desk is sturdy enough...

1gullible_bugger 33

Friday 2 August 2019 1:33

Maybe so.. But disrespectful as hell.

psychgirl123 15

Friday 2 August 2019 16:11

You sound like someone who has sex in their child’s bedroom clearly.

Gigi Wanner 9

Thursday 1 August 2019 20:28

That’s a thousand times not okay.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 2 August 2019 1:01

At least both your parents were going at it. It’s not like Dad just showed up while Mom is banging some dude. Silver lining!

Felice Godin 19

Sunday 29 September 2019 1:22

your parents should have some boundries to where they can get it on and the kids room is not good boundries to have sex

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