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Maybe they were just rearranging the furniture? *thud thud thud* "You like it like this?" "Ooh, yeah, right there, that's good"

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wtf is wrong with people... who would want a mental picture of their parents fuckin.. seriously.. ok yeah they do it.. but fucked if i want to have that mental image.. and seeing ur mother in a skippy dress is just weird.. and if it was my mum, its just wrong... FYI, if u enjoy listening to ur parents goin at it, go join them... this is a FML...

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it's obviously not having sex for the first time since you're there... lol jk i know what you mean

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should have asked if you could have joined in............... I would me 8================D your dad :- lol

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well it could be an FML cuz OP's parents don't know what's wrong so they might do it a lot now. making her whole life in that household awkward.

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people know there parents have sex. it's the fact that she heard it. for the first time is worst. and she saw her mom in a skimpy dress. right there most people would be grosses out.

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Having sex doesn't mean you have a healthy, happy relationship. I think the only times I heard my parents doin' it was after they split.

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If there are that many FMLs about it, then it obviously bugs people. I hate how many people respond to this "OMG IT'S NOT AN FML", yes. It is. It's disturbing and gross. You wouldn't want your parents to hear YOU having sex so YOU don't want to hear your parents having sex. It's only logical. Stop being a prat.

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7 -- it's strange and kinda fucked up, and you're totally right. I guess it does some shit to your brain after you have an argument, because I have had some of the most earth-shattering sex and utterly blissful orgasms right after a disagreement.

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the parents should use some kind of noise in the bedroom to drown them out if they get that loud, I mean they can't be that oblivous to the noise they make

The first time I read this, it sounded like she heard her parents the first time they had sex. That would mean she heard it as a sperm. That made me laugh. MLIA :)

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