By fmjob - 21/07/2009 04:39 - Canada

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Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
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steveakafranxy 7

these days, if you need advice about sex, the smartest thing to do is ask a kid

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cassidy_bright 0

haha, gross that he asked you. But it's cute that he cares enough that he's pleasing her to ask(: haha that's funny

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skyorpia101 4

That's ****** up :|

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ymcmb312 0

Hahaha failure! Total akwardness

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Humanspider 18

At least he wanted to make sure he was doing it right.

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1x1y 12

Yeah, it's awkward but at least they're not fighting and getting divorced.

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Jade_and_Genesis 1

Oh, jeez...I know how that feels... (I'm freaking 13 and I have to deal with that. *sigh*) I felt awkward just going up to my mom and being like "Hey, mom, can y'all stop having sex? kthxbai" So I was like "There's this moaning at night, and it's keeping me awake. Can you find out what it is and /stop/ it?" She acted all innocent -.-

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