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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:07

If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:18

#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O

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racherachael 0

Monday 27 September 2010 2:09

Whaaaattt I think hairy chests are super sexy.. she's clearly just shallow and immature.. you're better off without her even if it doesn't feel so good right now!

Spastastic 6

Monday 27 September 2010 2:23

As far as my personal taste goes, I don't really like a LOT of chest hair on guys, but I also think it's creepy when they shave or wax it off. If a guy I liked and wanted to date had a hairy chest, I'd just deal, and probably grow to find it attractive in time.