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The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.

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Wait a minute... That same thing happened to me. I wrote an FML almost identical to that. Did you copy it, or are our lives strangely similar? :S

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Don't be ashamed OP, own it. Represent for all the poop faces out there, I'm sure you'll earn some respect for it.

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32, sometimes FMLs get edited before they show up on the site (and sometimes after). This one is probably yours. You can check by looking at the OP's name and location and see if it matches what you wrote.

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So? That's hilariously stupid, I'd love to have a locker like that because it would make me smile whenever I saw it. (:

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lucky 90 I only get 109 its no fun bit a lot of my schools lockers have the numbers upside down its just a huge fail

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Woah,, last year my locker and the one next to mine said "poop face" across them. luckily mine just had the "face" part of it though!

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sigh, first-world problems. "Someone ate one of my hotdogs without taking a bun... now I have an uneven ratio of hotdogs to buns."

At least you can use yours. I'm 4'6" and I have the top locker. I can't even reach the lock, let alone see it. I've requested a bottom locker but my counselors refused.

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There is an easy fix for that if you're in the US, it's called the American's With Disability's Act I'm not 100% but pretty sure 4'6" meets the height requirement for dwarfism. Google it, and get yourself a new locker.

The bad news is that the lockers weren't assigned at random. You were given that locker because of your poop face. Sucks for you, poop face.

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