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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:07

If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:18

#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O

Comments

bloodyfreak_fml 4

Monday 27 September 2010 4:08

yeah totally, there are lots of girls who love hairy men. There's actually a fetish for it.

MissMaryContrary 3

Monday 27 September 2010 4:20

Personally, I like my men to have a little hair. It shows healthy testosterone levels (which equals good sex) and there is NOTHING as tantalizing as that line of hair that starts around the belly button and leads down below the pant-line *purrs*. However, everyone has different tastes. If you're really that self-conscious about it, why not trying to get rid of it. Also, might help if you try to avoid dating shallow ******. Just a thought.

meteor_stream 9

Monday 27 September 2010 7:06

I second on the sexiness of the tummy hairlines :3

Vagrarian 2

Monday 27 September 2010 5:30

Lots of women find hairy chests sexy; too bad you were dating someone who didn't. Better luck next time. And I'd recommend just being comfortable in your own skin and making peace with your hairiness. Shaving and waxing are only temporary fixes. (And if you're comfortable and at peace with yourself, you'll likely be sexier because you'll be confident!)

Joshbnuss 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:01

Down chewy!!!

seabass32 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:09

wow thats ****** up. if i had a hairy boyfriend and it bothered me that much id offer to shave him and make it sexy or something. some girls are just so shallow and stupid. lucky for you youre not with her anymore and there are girls out there that love hairy men. lol

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 27 September 2010 6:23

What if the boyfriend didn't want to be shaved or 'made sexy'?

weslahc 0

Monday 27 September 2010 6:25

I'm sorry but ur from Vietnam and u have a hairy chest something doesn't quiet add up

5t3ff1k4h 44

Saturday 2 October 2010 2:45

He might be from another country, and just resides in Vietnam. Ever heard of moving to another country? It happens a lot.

stunner_steph 0

Monday 27 September 2010 7:14

go shave that thing then!

EightInchNails 9

Monday 27 September 2010 8:40

You carry mammalian traits!? You bastard...

mona_is_here 10

Monday 27 September 2010 8:44

chaos, I didn't call his gf shallow but I do find her shallow and immature because if she didn't like his hair, she should have advised him to shave that 'nasty thang' off. But a breakup? That's not an adequate reason for one to end a relationship. So OP should do 2 things, as concluded from his FML: 1) Fight his issues and get rid of that hair 2) Understand that his ex was just immature and shallow, so he should be glad he isn't wasting time on someone who isn't worthy of love.