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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 09:26 - Vietnam

Today, I finally had the confidence to show my girlfriend my hairy chest/stomach. I'm very self conscious about it, and get embarrassed easily. She said I looked disgusting, called me Chewbacca and broke up with me on the spot. FML

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Today, I was about to break up with my psycho girlfriend. As I sat her down, she told me she wanted to show me something. She then took off her shirt to reveal my name tattooed across her chest. FML

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tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:07

If you're self-conscious about it, there are plenty of ways to get rid of hair you don't want. Doesn't excuse your ex's bitchy superficiality, but you don't have to have it if you yourself don't like it.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 26 September 2010 19:18

#13 Some girls like hairy chests and don't think that the hair makes guys "look like shit." Personally I find it weird when guys don't have any chest hair at all. I don't want to feel like I'm preying on the pre-pubescent... :O

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valtraxman69 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:00

Guess you could say you weren't very attractive to her. OH YEAH!

mona_is_here 10

Monday 27 September 2010 10:14

I agree, she shouldn't have humiliated him for whatever reason. Maybe, the hair was just a convenient way to end a relationship, we will never know. But breaking up with someone must have more significant reasons than just excessive hair. Thats just ridiculous, you know that :) And btw, I imply a healthy, strong relationship where two people love each other and learn to accept drawbacks of their beloved ones. Or at least politely help them change to the better side. If OP's relationship can't be classified as one of listed above, then I guess I was just being too naive and romantic.

mona_is_here 10

Monday 27 September 2010 10:17

I can't understand when people date just for being with someone or for an ability to say they have a bf/gf. This totally ruins my views on the meaning of the word 'relationship'. Many people would disagree with me on that, I won't argue. To each its own.

mona_is_here 10

Monday 27 September 2010 10:45

Lol at 'carpet on his chest' :D It depends on how spontaneous or smart OP's gf is. You could see the following circumstances of their relationship, maybe she didn't go that far in her thoughts. It's all so blurred we build our presumptions on air... :)

domxxily 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:44

hmmm maybe you should have shaved? DURRRRRRRRRR!

insanesna1l 0

Monday 27 September 2010 13:07

then call me the king of chewies mate. you would be surprised how many women go for it.

jaro_fml 0

Monday 27 September 2010 13:11

haven't you heard about hair removal?

PunaniSeeds 0

Monday 27 September 2010 13:45

if you're self conscious about it, why didn't you get rid of it? but that doesn't stop your girlfriend from being and shallow bitch and you deserve better

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 27 September 2010 13:55

Believe me, Strawberry, I know why. It worries me that people buy into that stuff. I did once hear that a womens magazine was going to have an issue with 'normal' body shapes and sizes, but it didn't go ahead because none of the advertisers would put their stuff in it.