By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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sparkles0103 4

exactly..there are more germs on your door knob than in your poop. and I don't know about you but I don't typically use my bare hand to wipe my ass. lol

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Pigpen181 3

let's hope he at the very least, uses toilet paper : /

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RideLifeAway 0

payback for making him do all the cooking lol . i guess you 2 have some sort of deal or something but for me id say its fair that sometimes i cook sometimes my fiance cooks. he likes the arrangement too lol

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dlpig 0

Looks like you are getting the Poo Poo Platter for supper tonight !

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premiermois 5

It's not that gross OP, unless it's after he takes a shit. If he just pees, it's fine. Penises are usually pretty clean (unless he's uncut and doesn't wash well). You put your mouth on it anyway, what's the big deal?

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srwilliams06 3

you put that in your mouth what's the difference

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Dennisse_47 17

Mmmm yummy, homemade Pee soup. Campbells doesn't even come close to that kind of quality soup :P

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zuzupetalsYO 11

secret ingrediant haha

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