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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I overheard my husband admitting that he doesn’t wash his hands after having diarrhea. I had no prior knowledge of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend doesn’t think it’s important to wipe after he poops. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2017 23:00 - United Kingdom - Dukinfield

Today, I found out that boyfriend doesn't think he needs to wipe his ass after he shits if he's going straight in the shower because he can just "clean it up in there". We share a loofah. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 00:17 - Israel

Today, my husband told me that he never washes his hands after using the bathroom because he thinks it's only for "paranoid people". FML

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By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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Gross out

By Ewt - 06/12/2019 05:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my best friend doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, even if she changes her pad. I then remembered all the times she's handed food to me, and teased me when I tried to wash my hands first. FML

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smileycyrus 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:15

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

Godfreyy 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 1:00

that's rather gross

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Blacksmokehick 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:33

get your ass in the kitchen! why is the man in the kitchen?

rocketeer_97 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:35

your comments annoy me like hell. ^

staceysgenesis16 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:46

my comments annoy you ?

Got_any_grapes1 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:50

Actually, it is proven by doctors that urine is 100% sterol/sanitary. Just saying.

Got_any_grapes1 4

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:54

And so yes, that proves your comment's are right. People overreact.

msbritt06 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 4:57

ur food will have a little tang to it

Just_ol_Kole 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:08

Stacey, she probably says that because you are EVERYWHERE on this FML. It doesn't bother me and I might be completely wrong, but some people have short tempers...

Spike300 12

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:11

lol 184 you look like a clown in your profile pic. were you trying to do that?

Just_ol_Kole 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:14

nah bro that's my WALDO shirt

survivalist45 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 5:17

it's in your mouth anyway, who cares

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