By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

More information required! if he's not washing his hands after no.2, that is disgusting - no question. BUT, if you're talking no.1, well YOU need more information. You need to know: - Does he shower each day? - Is he extremely uncoordinated and likely to piss all over his hands when he pees? If he showers each day (clean ****), AND he's not pissing on his hands... WHAT exactly is the problem? Personally I wash my hands after both, but I've been conditioned that way. when you really think about it (in terms of no.1), where's the harm? And even if he's a unco', Bear Grylls reckons it's OK to consume piss. Take that with a grain of salt though - that dude consume some filthy shit (sometimes literally).

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glimitless 0

ok first of all, he shudnt do all the cooking...ydi for being lazy

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RainbowHeadache 2

My ex wouldn't let me cook because he was scared of my cooking & plus he really liked to cook. I wasn't about to say, "No, no... I want to cook too." **** no I let him do what he wanted! haha

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M4T7H3W 0

Get back in the kitchen then, woman.

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RainbowHeadache 2

It's not a big deal unless he uses his hand to wipe his ass or his hand to wipe off his joy stick after he pisses. We touch much worse things during our day.

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patiencek 0

guess he will now be known as the one who use to do all the cooking in the house! better sign up for some cooking classes girly!

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Rio_de_Fevereiro 0

Now you know his secret ingredient /// O

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JSBach25 0

He plays dirty. ;)

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