Mr Clean

By Jenn - 18/08/2021 09:59

Today, I discovered my new boyfriend doesn’t have toilet paper. He has a toilet cloth, which he instructed me to rinse off in the toilet after I was done. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 331
You deserved it 98
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

EBrogen 12

When you choose to date the 3rd world populace, you become the 3rd world. Congratulations on leading the way.

4 7
xxlk4xx 6

and that would be a no from me 🤣

4 0
TruthSoothsayer 3

Seems sanitary. Hopefully he's at least got the blue water toilet tablets.

1 5
Plop 17

I think your auto-correct may have acted up a bit here. What you probably meant to write was "super gross". No need to thank me.

5 0
TruthSoothsayer 3

Sarcasm is difficult to convey via text sometimes.

0 0
mekiswrite 21

That's how you get a disease... leave now.

1 0
RichardPencil 30

Check, please! If anything triggers an immediate ghosting, this would definitely make the list!

5 0
FakeFriendMagnet 1

Sounds like it's time to get a new boyfriend.

1 0
randybryant799 20

Holy crap. That is beyond disgusting. That's a definite deal breaker. eewww

1 0