By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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Same thing different taste

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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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fawkingAye 0

maybe his parents taught him not to piss on his hands.

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

certainly. we will delete your account within the next 24 hours. problem solved.

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funnylittlestory 0

I personally love a little yummy cum in my supper

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purplemonkeydish_fml 3

hahaha that's actually very funny, but yes it's nasty as well.

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little_monster21 0

my bf doesn't either. most guys don't

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johnnybagodonuts 2

time to learn how to cook

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Layer555_fml 0

At any given time, your hands are much dirtier than a penis. Just sayin.

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