By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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lainzilla 14

And evidently that's perfectly fine or else you'd have noticed earlier.

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AidanK45 0

See what happens when you leave the kitchen? YDI

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ProhibitionRose 14

...why does he do all of the cooking?! You're the woman!!! I know that's sexist, but I know my husband rarely washes his hands so I don't let him near the kitchen... although, that could just be clever planning on his part?

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birdfreak 24

maybe he washes his hands before cooking?

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FTWHAHA 0

hey I'm new to FML and I could use some help around the application on my iPod.

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staceysgenesis16 0

thats a good idea .. ohh how did u ever come up with that fabulistic idea ?? lollolol

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Got_any_grapes1 4

Actually, it is proven that urine is sterol.

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