By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML
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smileycyrus 0

You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

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NegativeFreak 0

well you have been face to face with it im sure ... i dont think it would be so short he would pee on his hands lol idk its your man and you would know ... im just saying lmao :P

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tucansam555 3

so what I don't either unless im delaying at school

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MsSoulReaper 27

Atleast he cooks and doesn't sit on the couch all day.

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jdengel 0

maybe you should cook once in a while, lazy

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anerudhan 0

you deserve it for not doing the duties associated with your gender

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Barney_Rubble_75 0

just to confirm lalalady42, your account WILL be deleted within 24 hours. (moderator)

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anerudhan 0

hey FML Team: **** YOU, I will continue "my juvenile sexism" you weird chimpanzee-******* bastards

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Sonic_boomerang 5

He may have burnt the food had he washed, then you would have been pissed about that. lose lose situation here

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saltycookies 5

you should learn your place and do the cooking

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4XxXo_OxXx4 0

moderated for using "....overused jokes"? i dun think so

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ramurrump 0

The real problem here is that YOUR not in the kitchen.

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SpectSelf 0

that's where all the extra flavor comes from. he adds some dingleberry spice to give the food life.

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Pshhyah 7

Thaaaaat's delicious and sanitary.

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