Animals: Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML

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By mom - 30/01/2024 11:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I had mice in the house and had to kill them with mousetraps. I pulled a trap out with a dead mouse and my four year-old son saw. Mice are his favorite animals, and now he won’t speak to me. FML

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By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By mouseart - 03/11/2016 14:51

Today, I work as an assistant to a sculptor. We finished all our projects early so his wife decided to have me clean their kitchen. I wasn't paying attention and picked up a dead mouse. I screamed and threw it away as hard as I could. It hit their five-year-old son in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 14:00

Today, after I'd saved a baby mouse and was filming a YouTube series of me taking care of it, my boyfriend told me he found a “rat” in the kitchen, but not to worry he killed it and fed it to the cat. He killed my baby mouse, and now he’s mad I didn’t praise him for his brilliant extermination job. FML

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By Tea_baggins - 06/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Rozelle

Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML

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By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2018 03:30

Today, I woke up to my disabled mother screaming for me. Fearing the worst, I hopped out of bed only to find that she was yelling because her cat had brought a field mouse inside as a gift. The problem? It was still alive. I had to get it from him and throw it outside. FML

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By Jaden Dubin - 31/07/2020 08:02

Today, I found a mouse stuck in a glue trap at work. I had to take it home to get it off with oil, and then I released it outside. Twenty minutes later, the cat returned it to me, dead. After that, the dogs dug it up where I buried it. Sorry, mouse. FML

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By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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By tiredmom - 07/07/2016 15:03 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my son found a cockroach in his bed. I had to kill the thing and wash all his sheets and stuffed animals before he'd finally agree to go back to bed, three hours later. FML

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Friday 7 December 2012 18:35

Time to go get mister whiskers #2

3rdbass 9

Friday 7 December 2012 18:34

The mouse wasn't asking for a cookie. You didn't need to kill him.

Comments

btx2 9

Friday 7 December 2012 19:16

Dead mau5 :/

kittenzZz 4

Friday 7 December 2012 19:19

I would've done the same thing lol

mercsl65 7

Friday 7 December 2012 19:30

Just buy another one they all look alike

BananerzFresh 12

Friday 7 December 2012 19:32

You didn't know.

brand2017 9

Friday 7 December 2012 19:35

Lol reminds me of when my step dad would trap mice, poor water on the traps, then pack em in snow. Lol mousecicles xD

buckdharma 36

Friday 7 December 2012 19:56

That reminds me of a story that I saw on the news where a guy lit a mouse on fire outside and it ran back into his house and burned it down.

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 7 December 2012 20:00

Freezing to death, poor things! I don't want wild mice in my house, but that's just cruel and inhumane.

crazytwinsmom 25

Friday 7 December 2012 21:59

Karma!

umyeahh 13

Friday 7 December 2012 23:22

Kaaarmaa

RocketNinjaFish 12

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:10

Anyone cruel enough to set fire to a living animal shouldn't complain that said animal used it's last moments to burn down his house. Smart mouse.

whatafuckup 14

Friday 7 December 2012 19:44

go buy him a mouse..

debbster7 18

Friday 7 December 2012 19:46

I've never been able to understand why people keep mice and rats as pets... Smh Go buy a new look-a-like mouse I replace it!

Yashichu 3

Friday 7 December 2012 20:33

Because rats are surprisingly intelligent creatures. Better then having a hamster.

MiloBear 11

Friday 7 December 2012 22:46

Because rats are awesome! Probably the best caged pet a person can have as they actually want to interact with their owner.

RocketNinjaFish 12

Saturday 8 December 2012 2:13

Because they're sweet, innocent creatures. One of my teachers has a pet rat she brings to class, and she's not even locked in a cage. Nobody minds her.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 7 December 2012 19:51

now you'll forever be know as "Randolph, the rodent killer"

AnnaMariaG 3

Friday 7 December 2012 19:52

Wasnt it in a cage? And, cant you tell the difference between mice and rats? wtf OP!

Yashichu 3

Friday 7 December 2012 20:37

You'd be shock on how many people think rats and mice are the same animal. Mice grow into rats they say. But that isn't really the point of the fml. She saw a mouse and she killed it. If it was in a cage I think she would think twice before doing something.