By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
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shesaywha 19

yeah, I want to congratulate him on catching a squirrel, they're sneaky buggers.

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florecitabetch 0

squirrels are rats with a fancy suit uuugh

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Alleged_Cranium 7

Was his name Foamy? Foamy is one funny squirrel!

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TheJester12 15

shoulda bought him that goldfish he wanted ... tsk , now instead your son is well on is way to becoming a serial killer :D com'mon it's not like he FOUND it like that. also you may want to wash all the kitchen knives :p

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mona_is_here 10

You know, there was an FML here about someone's son keeping crucified mice under his bed... I guess, your son and him would make real good friends.

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amerwin 3

If he starts foaming at the mouth, you may want to get him checked out.

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lemoncows 2

shoulda listened when he said he wanted a puppy...

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RedPillSucks 31

That's what I was thinking. First he practices on squirrels, then...

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LeFrogDog 27

let's add locks them away and does not feed them till they die....

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NiZmO_Z32 0

Sounds like the beginning of a real life horror movie. Or maybe another Dumb and Dumber flic. Assuming he has a best friend...that's alive...

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ohSNAPyall 26

Was the squirrel alive when he got it?

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spd2fst4u 5

stop saying no and get him a dog! geez

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cptmorgan15 2

Better buy him a dog quick or who knows what else he'll make his pet.

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fthku 13

Most likely he will kill the dog. NOT a kid I would buy a pet for. OP, you might want to introduce him to the Janitor from Scrubs.

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sourgirl101 28

That's nuts! Did he want to love it, and pet it and call him George?

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