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By BarbieKen - / Sunday 14 June 2009 04:14 / United States
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You know you're a dirty slut when not only do you not wipe properly and then are about to get eaten out and have toilet paper dangling from your ass.... but then you selfishly come on this website and dare to post this FML, as if it is you (and not your boyfriend) who's life is fucked!!! Seriously you're lucky! You get to not only be nasty and carefree, but your boyfriend loves you and pleases you anyway. Big deal If I was the boyfriend, I would be the one embarrassed- I'd be embarrassed to have stayed with your ass!

Damn... as a general rule I make sure to pick a time when my girl and I have both showered so we can be completely clean, have fun, and not worry about somethin' weird happening. Of course, we both shower every day so... I'd just say, try to be more careful about the time you pick to fool around like that. Accidents happen, but if your sensitive enough to call this an FML, you just need to be more careful. Best of luck.

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