Animals: Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out... - FML

By Shitsuo01 - 30/12/2016 01:56 - United States - Douglasville

Today, I noticed a small bite on my arm. I couldn't figure out what it came from until I saw a small insect crawling out of my bra. FML

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By Kurda - 23/05/2015 02:26 - United States - Wallburg

Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 18:00

Today, I got a mosquito bite under each armpit. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By Sally256 - 03/05/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was with my kids. We saw a tiny little bug and they started freaking out. Trying to show them that bugs are not scary, I picked it up. It bit me and now I have to go to the doctor because my hand is the size of a balloon. FML

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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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By CantPublish - 04/09/2012 22:02 - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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By yesikilledit - 20/11/2018 13:30

Today, I woke up and saw a piece of black fuzz on my shirt. I tried to pick it off but it crawled into my hand and stabbed my skin with its sharp legs. I screamed like a little girl because I had a centipede on me. FML

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LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 5 January 2017 10:17

Oh god...That mental image gave me chills. Ugh.

karacakal2 30

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:02

Lucky insect.

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karacakal2 30

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:02

Lucky insect.

Cynical_1 26

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:08

Well...that's one insect with a knack for finding great places to hide. Apparently even bugs love boobs.

Ultimate_Batman 28

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:09

Does FML Staff see all comments?

Cali 54

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:13

We see all of everything.

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:47

Excellent. The second sentence needs an indefinite article between "saw" and "small". Might I recommend my favorite indef-art*: "a"? *cool people abbreviation of indefinite article.

Cali 54

Thursday 5 January 2017 2:08

Noted.

chirstinap325 23

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:11

I feel like the insect was framed.

dramaelf 37

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:24

Cheeky little bug, isn't he?

Tripartita 44

Thursday 5 January 2017 1:44

Note to self: if I ever feel the need to bite someone, have a small bug at the ready to throw into their bra and take the blame.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 5 January 2017 3:15

Yeah, we know the size of the bite and the insect, but what is the size of the bra?

commandokid 13

Thursday 5 January 2017 5:31

Lol wait were you still wearing the bra at the time?

anaheimangels40 11

Thursday 5 January 2017 6:49

I Guess this is where the term boobs the size of insect bites comes From!

melana09 19

Thursday 5 January 2017 7:00

The bug got in a booby trap

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