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Me: "You some toilet paper left behind." You: "Umm..." *Blushes* Me: *Calls my home phone using my cell phone* You: "..." Me: "Erm someones calling at the house... I better go pick up the call." You: "What the..." Me: *Grabs shirt and boxers (personally I prefer thongs but I wouldn't just wear that and a shirt in public) and runs away* And I live happily ever after. THE END Best. Story. Ever. Now at stores near you for only $99.95!
Someone needs some Charmin.
Charmin IS the one that sticks to your bum, hon
lol #4 really? You have no idea? My gosh. There is a new breed of stupid.
Tell, how the hell is that possible?
how do u think dumbass
that is my biggest fear!
OMG! Did he do something funny afterward to try and cheer you up, like talking to your ******? Who's a happy ******? I'm gonna eat you up anyway, coz I'm a big scary monster! That sorta thing. If so, your life is awesomeness! If not, FYL!
I'm kinda disturbed by that.
owh, embarressing :S
dude ur hot
#13 wth??
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Ummm... I don't know what to say. He was pretty cool about it. Do a better job next time?
if he ate you out regardless of the toilet paper, then this isn't an FML