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By katiekat - 05/01/2010 20:24 - United States

Today, my ex looked at me for the first time in months. I felt like I could fly. Seconds later my flight ended. I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 02:02

Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By brelni - 28/11/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend came over to visit. Being nice, I let him walk down the stairs first, following after him. I still managed to reach the bottom before he did; after taking one step, I lost my footing and fell all the way down, scraping the skin off my arms and legs, and bruising my butt. FML

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By airport - 10/05/2009 18:49 - United States

Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML

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By DBR - 23/11/2009 22:12 - United States

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

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By Lars - 31/01/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I fell down the stairs twice. I fell from the top, stopped in the middle, stood up, stepped down one more step, tripped, and fell down the rest of the stairs. FML

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By Kathryn - 28/10/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia

Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2023 10:00

Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML

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kolKatay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:35

Today i saw my crazy, needy ex for the first time in months, my feelings of dread were relieved when she fell down the stairs... My life rocks!

FiddleStikz 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:19

Just because he looked at you?

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dante0220 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:16

lmfao sucks

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Tuesday 21 September 2010 19:46

u could've still been flying on the way down

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Wednesday 5 November 2014 21:05

I believe there is a bright blue button for that

samlovesyou 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:18

Lmaoo. Wow. Nice(:

FiddleStikz 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:19

Just because he looked at you?

gingersnapper 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:24

Must've been pretty hot. Way to go, OP, for hitting that!

jandrews10 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:52

Exactly...get in the kitchen and make me a sammich. Don't forget the chips and beer. Furthermore...my neck hurts, I'ma need a massage. Kidding! :)

baby_gurl2405 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:26

who cares if ur ex looked at u for the first time in a while.... he's ur ex... try leaving it tht way the only way u'd be 'excited' wat-so-ever is if he dumped you...... in which case good for him D-E-S-P-E-R-A-T-E

kolKatay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:32

YDI for being needy.

tman118 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:34

ydi for having stairs

kolKatay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:35

Today i saw my crazy, needy ex for the first time in months, my feelings of dread were relieved when she fell down the stairs... My life rocks!

KylaaKatastrophe 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 1:12

#8 So cruel! Yet, incredibly funny.

If0nly 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:36

know how you feel <3

InstaKarma 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:47

Residual feelings -- yes. Being so ******* desperate that you "felt like you could fly" and were so damn out of it for a LOOK that you fell down the stairs? That's just pathetic. YDI. Grow up.

sillychilegirl 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:44

wow you guys are all asses. so she still likes her ex... big deal. so do I. then she tripped which I thought was hilarious but still.

GanjAxZermA 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:54

wow really YDi for having stairs. seriously guys grow up.. tht can actually happen to anyone.. so maybe before commenting think about it and put yourself into that person's position..

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