Embarrassing, Customers, Awkward and Injury: Sorry, dude

Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By cero_kewl - 05/03/2012 05:12 - United States

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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By ms98 - 05/08/2014 04:52 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Monday 25 May 2009 9:10

Um... why would he put a mop there? If you're a girl, I would suspect a hidden message. I don't generally see people with things between their legs when they want a price check.

Oopsiesz 0

Monday 25 May 2009 9:00

om nom nom

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shroomis 0

Tuesday 26 May 2009 15:06

shouldnt that be more of an f his life?

Jimmy_fml 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 3:29

well someone needs to be less violent. I can't see the need to snatch any item from a customer.

thekraken 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:15

Sounds more like a FML on his end. Today I was at the store and I wanted to know how much a mop cost. I took it to the cashier, and the guy went to scan it. The mop was between my legs and I got hit in the crotch. FML

PainSol 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 22:22

Freaking stupid customers. It's not that cashier's fault when stuff like that happens. It doesn't take much to make a mistake like that--think about it. If you're stupid enough to walk right up to a register with a mop between your legs, it's your fault. It takes quite an odd angle to pick up a long object over a counter... I'd like to meet the cashier who's never done that, without thinking about it. It's the same physics as putting a pencil on a desk so that one end sticks out and hitting it so it flies; it's just that, in this case, it's tilted and the customer was STUPID to stand in EXACTLY the WRONG place. I'm a cashier, by the way. Stupid customers are the bane of my existence.