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By cero_kewl / Monday 5 March 2012 05:12 / United States
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That's why you obtain a "career" that you enjoy. :) Yay college?!

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  Jonkbaby  |  16

why were you stalking I mean, weird

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  marinus_fml  |  19

#1, my job lifeguarding at a water park is extremely fun. Not only do I get to spend everyday outside, but there are ample chicks in bikinis. On the negative, you also occasionally see women 60+ who think they can still sport a bikini.

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  NuTrees  |  9

I saw that at a Lady Gaga concert. Her back up dancer served a nice routine to the back of a security guards head.. I think his job was fun. I wanted to join.

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  DjeePee  |  24

How can she get them fired if they don't work at her store? She doesn't know the names of those people. Call me sceptic, but I doubt those men ever will be punished.

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  mariet_fml  |  23

If OP's boss tries to fire him/her, OP can take this story to the press. "I defended myself against sexual harassment because my boss would not defend me." It'll be easier to get the headlines if OP is female, but sexual harassment at work is usually newsworthy.

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  DjeePee  |  24

And then the boss can react: "OP kicked male customers in their family jewels. We don't tolerate that kind of behaviour from our employers, even with sexual harassment. We feel sorry for OP, but it's important for us that our costumers feel safe and happy while shopping and that's nearly impossible when employers start to brutally attack them" Still sceptic.

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  maronofhearts  |  19

Just admit it Djee you lost no matter how skeptic you are self defense against sexual harassment caught on tape isn't going to end badly for OP. even in your theory of her boss firing her anyway because I assume he's an idiot not only would he be slammed with public backlash but the lawsuit she files getting an attorney to get all the store tapes to prove how many times he's harassed without management doing anything will be enough money that she'd never have to work there again anyway. Especially since the public is already on her side the boss has no chance. He'd be better off keeping her and giving her a raise itd be cheaper an save him the embarrassment.

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  tygerarmy  |  35

The OP would be fired and charged with assault. The OP was not being harmed and you want them to have responded with violence. Self defense only applies when there is and immediate threat to life or limb. The store will probably do nothing if the OP reports it. And at most ban that man from the store, but the OP stated this was a frequent problem so it will occur again with other men. I second accidentally head butting or shouldering his nuts.

By  redbluegreen  |  40

That blows, but stop being such a fuckhead and get a different job.

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  memob123  |  0

In this economy?

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  The_Hitdude  |  12

redbluegreen-Yeah, because jobs are just SO available right now. Remind me which time period you're living in again?

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  DocBastard  |  38

RBG, on behalf of all the FML users who DO understand sarcasm and puns (all 4 of us), I appreciated this comment. And to the rest of you fuckheads who are voting this down and making dumbass comments, you're all idiots.

By  zachlibby  |  4

At least you weren't standing up.

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  funnynesh  |  10

*their Sorry I pick up on these things

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  marinus_fml  |  19

21, you're actually more correct than me. Mine shouldn't have been capitalized! However I'm going to blame that on my iPhones autocorrect of putting a capital at the beginning of a sentence.(:

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  marinus_fml  |  19

Yes 48, It's "juss" grammar, but since 16 took the time to "correct" the poster, but failed as well, it's should be pointed out that they are a dumbass, for trying to correct someone albeit they have no clue what they are talking about.

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  MargieDrury  |  0

Tf? I type my iPod "fixes" it like and who the duck cares if I learn from my mistake if you wanna be a petty fucking bitch alright good for you. It's a touch screen electronic people mess up.

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