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By Anonymous / Tuesday 30 August 2011 04:46 / United States
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So their crotches are one in the same? My God... You can wank both of them at once and it'll feel twice as good! So fucking lucky!

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OP, is your boss a genuine creep, or did you just make him sound like one the way you worded the FML? If he is, then he probably enjoyed it anyway...

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82 I don't think it is that, but it's just you go until you feel the knob, if you know what I mean.

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^ Or perhaps you're not clever enough to realize that by "raise", they're not talking about money, but rather... something going up.

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Since you're the new favorite..you can do whatever you want! You're pretty much an assistant-boss now! Congrats.

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