Intimacy: Sex ed has failed entire generations

Sex ed has failed entire generations

By Thatslife - 26/03/2011 19:29 - Netherlands

Today, I asked my friend what form of birth control she used the first time she had sex. She stared at me like I was from another planet and said, "You can't get pregnant the first time..." This moron is my best friend. FML

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Sex ed failed a generation

By Anonymous - 16/06/2019 00:01

Today, my 16-year-old cousin told me she was "late." When I asked if she could be pregnant, she said no, because, "You can't get pregnant the first time you have sex." I ended up having to give her the sex talk. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington

Today, my friend and I were having a casual discussion about sex. Blowjobs came up and my friend said she'd never dared to give one, arguing that swallowing sperm can make you pregnant. I then had to go on with a 30 minute argument with her on how that's not possible. She's 26. FML

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By what the fuck - 07/06/2013 21:20 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get intimate for the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of my birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? FML

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Noob

By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 17:08 - Denmark - Randers

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:03 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend told me that she is pregnant. I asked how it could be possible, since she's on birth control. She said she didn't know her antibiotics would interfere with it. She's a pharmacist. FML

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By booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

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Some people are so... creative.

By Anonymous - 17/02/2018 06:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's pregnant. She'd told me she was on birth control, so I asked her to show me. She had been sticking the pills up her vagina like a suppository. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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Saturday 26 March 2011 23:01

what a dumbass

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 26 March 2011 23:06

I would say she should get together with the boys who think girls don't pee/poop/fart/burp... but I really don't want these idiots to breed.

Comments

karlos74 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:16

Missed the birds and the bees talk from her mum i guess

LardZilla 11

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:20

I wonder if she's related to my health teacher... She somehow thinks a girl can get preggers no matter where the **** lands on a girl. What has the world come to these days.

xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 27 March 2011 13:54

well, that CAN happen, but the girl would have to somehow move that sperm from whereever it landed to her ****** for it to work. so it's highly unlikely, but say a guy jizzed and it got a little on her hand, well if she touched herself after while it was still there she could get pregnant, or if he jizzed on the sheets and she sat on it. odds of it really happening are slim to none, but if your health teacher is an extremist then I can see why she would say that.

Shafreeka 8

Tuesday 31 May 2011 8:41

Technically, you could get pregnant from anal sex if the sperm was dripping down and got near the ******.

Capt_Oblivious 10

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:22

Let's separate the myths from the facts; One can only get pregnant the first time if the lay down horizontal then rotate slightly downward precisely 12 degrees, next, while remaining in that position, turn 15 degrees north north east rotating into this position should take no longer than 23.5 seconds but not less than 21.7. Finally, this can only take place on the third Wednesday of the month, but only on the second day of the new moon phase. See, that's pretty easy to remember.

shaaayyee 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:37

75, that's a win.

Emili_ho69 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:24

let me get her number lol.

fizzpoplady 3

Sunday 27 March 2011 4:16

So....you're saying that you want her number so that you can hook up with her without that bothersome issue of birth control, sire a bastard child by this idiot and then lose up to half of your paychecks for the next 18 years to support them both? You're a real winner, huh?

sara8866 8

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:49

^----WIN!!!!

Kelita 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:36

LMFAO!!!!!! that's priceless!!! :-)

jess6blondie9 2

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:39

She's obviously not gotten the sex talk. You can get pregnant anytime you have sex, even with birth control and condoms, they're not always 100% safe.