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By anonymous - / Tuesday 30 January 2018 06:00 /
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By  kujiens101  |  21

We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.

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By  kujiens101  |  21

We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.

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  DragonMaiden7  |  13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  DragonMaiden7  |  13

I was replying to the comment, not the OP himself. Since when is not knowing which sex positions can injure you and explaining why you don’t know a sob story?

And I still don’t know the move in question

By  TheJawsman  |  18

I guess an x-ray showing your dislocated knee and/or an official doctor's note wouldn't convince her of the gravity of her response.

I mean, if you blame anything, blame gravity :P

By  neuronerd  |  28

Only way I can envision a dislocated knee being a result of someone's weight were if you were standing and lifting her, and if you could do that in the first place, it means she's very light and/or you're very strong, likely both. Hope your knee gets better and you get to go back to banging your wife soon!

By  boopingsnoot  |  23

So, her immediate response is to assume you're going to blame her and wants to say it first. Do you usually blame her for stuff, or does she usually play thr victim? There's two ways I'm reading this situation.

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