Work: Freakout

Freakout

By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, while working as security for a football game, I told a woman she wasn't allowed to bring her Snickers bar into the stadium because no outside food was allowed in. She threw it at my face, then tried to spit on me. I hate people. FML

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By YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK THE CUSTOMER - 20/07/2013 17:47 - United States - Sherwood

Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML

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By whoops - 09/07/2014 05:38 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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By ActionBastard - 23/04/2021 04:59

Today, I was chewed out by my boss for reporting someone not wearing a mask in our store, because, "no one likes a snitch." I'm the security guard. It's my job to report that to her. FML

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By "Marlon4136" - 14/09/2017 01:30

Today, as an usher at a beauty pageant, I was helping other patrons when a group walked past me and sat. I politely asked to see their tickets, but one of the women got angry and ripped hers up to throw the pieces in my face. Without a ticket, I had to kick her out. The police were called. FML

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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By fuck you, bitchcake - 10/11/2013 18:26 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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By diablo - 23/05/2018 19:00

Today, I assisted my first customer at my first job as a Target cashier. When I rang up this lady's items and gave her the total, not only did she hiss at me and spit in my face, but she also dragged my manager over and demanded that he fire me. He did. FML

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By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2018 15:00

Today, a customer asked a question I couldn’t answer. I asked if she would wait while I consulted someone else, but she spat in my face and stormed off. My manager saw, wrote me up for refusing to help, and gave the woman a gift card for her troubles. FML

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Dukeje 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 22:43

Oh, dude that sucks...i hate most people too. Respect and courtesy to others seems to be a thing of the past.

DrAwesome 6

Wednesday 17 November 2010 22:22

Dude, this was the best-worded FML I've read in a while. The ending gave me a giggle. :3

Comments

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:47

r u antisocial?

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:52

Are you a good speller?

beccusmaximus 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 2:03

Heh, I believe the answer to that is "no."

RosiePatosie 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:47

you hate me?

BloodyHeel 8

Thursday 18 November 2010 2:16

Yes.

datkid117 13

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:51

I would say YDI for being so anal over a snickers bar, but at the same time I can't stand when people try that at the movie theater with like HUGE bags of popcorn. And they do get angry! FYL

nerdface89 2

Thursday 18 November 2010 1:18

Maybe if cinemas and stadiums made their prices more reasonable, we wouldn't be forced to do this

avatarnicole 13

Thursday 19 September 2013 3:24

Umm, have you people ever thought that it was his JOB, and even if he thinks it's an unfair rule he has to inforce it? You can't just let people break the rules all the time, that's how you get fired.

avatarnicole 13

Thursday 19 September 2013 3:27

Sorry, *her

myth0x2 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 23:58

That lady sounds like a major b$@ch.

iheartglasses 0

Thursday 18 November 2010 0:08

I do agree banning a candy bar is extreme, but if everyone in the stadium was allowed one candy bar, thats a lot of trash that usually doesnt make it to the garbage.. And she shouldn't have acted the way she did over a candy bar... Unless she was diabetic and needed it just in case?