Health, Embarrassing and Haircut: Hatchet job

Hatchet job

By Anonymous - 24/01/2018 01:30

Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to the hair salon to get a fresh trim before receiving my master's diploma. The hairdresser managed to shave off half my eyebrow. FML

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By ruhrohraggy - 28/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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Haircut, haircuuuut

By Anonymous - 07/09/2020 05:32 - India - Mumbai

Today, I came to the decision that I needed some variety in my life, so I decided to get a haircut. My mom insisted that she could do it and that she had experience because she cuts my dad's short hair. I had thick, long hair. Now, my hair is uneven, ugly and short. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 07/12/2022 04:00

Today, I got a haircut and it was messed up for the fifth time in a row. FML

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By badhair - 13/09/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML

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Fashionable

By paaaallllmmmssss - 26/09/2015 03:40 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, my dad's order of hair clippers arrived. I've been putting off getting a haircut for a while now, and he offered to give me one for free. Long story short, he managed to ruin the hair clippers, and I now look like a diseased palm tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 18:01

Today, I got a haircut. During dinner, my grandmother complained about it, and said I looked terrible. I've had the exact same haircut for years. FML

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Bricked up

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 11:00

Today, I got a haircut that makes me look like a Lego minifigure. FML

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Fresh

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 06:00 - United States

Today, I decided to get a haircut to change up my look. I asked for a bob, but the hairstylist misunderstood and gave me some sort of bowl cut. I look like a '90s sitcom character. FML

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pjsr 32

Wednesday 24 January 2018 1:36

Neigh, laddie, you look just fine!

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 24 January 2018 6:59

Persuade your sister to have a medieval themed wedding.

Comments

pjsr 32

Wednesday 24 January 2018 1:36

Neigh, laddie, you look just fine!

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 24 January 2018 3:26

The good news is the bridle be much less worried that the groom will dump her for you down the stretch. He still might want to horse around a bit!

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 24 January 2018 6:59

Persuade your sister to have a medieval themed wedding.

graayfox215 15

Wednesday 24 January 2018 9:11

Arya stark is that you?

Kurliez408 32

Wednesday 24 January 2018 12:14

Demand free hair extensions?

psycobunnymamafox 13

Wednesday 24 January 2018 18:46

I would have thrown a fit and demanded they fix it to the way it was supposed to be or some kind of compensation

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:51

I guess you’re sticking to the rule of not outshining the bride. That hair salon should agree to style your hair into lovely curls for the wedding day. Just get the boss and not the one that screwed up.