This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, as an usher at a beauty pageant, a group walked past me and sat while I was helping other patrons. I politely asked to see their tickets, and one of the women got angry and ripped hers up to throw the pieces in my face. Without a ticket, I had to kick her out. The police were called. FML.