Drunken rampage

By Anonymous - 01/08/2011 21:47 - United States

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Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML
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plantfood 4

Skin yourself? Hahaha

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saIty 17

Does jumping down the Great Wall Of China seem like a smart idea to you?

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Sunny_Eclipse 6

I apologize; I laughed very hard at this. The way you worded it was what's hilarious, but everything else... Well, FYL.

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LogoFoSho 5

Atleast it wasn't your asshole or your peepee!. Still kind of saddens me though :P

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SoccerRebel594 0

Peepee? How old are we, 4? And it was his wrinkled ball sack, so it still hurts like a bitch probably.

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MurphyS94 4

Lol I think you mean *dick. And there isn't really anything 'at least' about it... It was his ******* BALLS dude.

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newzealand 28

Your drunk self has a sick idea of contraceptives..

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Igor_g5 0

You're an idiot. That's all I can say.

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ramboman19 8

That is my worst nightmare. Having my beanbag cut open...and to think people do it for publicity on the Internet! Sick. YDI

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