Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Added spice

Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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Gotta have it

By kp. - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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unchien 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:53

Or rather, apparently, crackers weren't the only things you were enjoying.

xkaokaox 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:47

Nothing wrong with some extra protein... >_>...

Comments

Drekos 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 1:58

this is really lame. you should write an FML about having posted this.

Mattyknows 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 2:02

Sounds like it wasn't the only thing you were enjoying either . . . FYL.

oxheatherrrox 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 3:20

i read this while eating a brownie. i just threw that brownie out.

Trix_Disorder 20

Tuesday 7 April 2009 4:01

Protein. Big whoop.

PonTiFeX 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:30

35. I know. It was hypothetical as in it could have been worse.

lifeislife_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 7:39

I had an ant situation today too. I was sitting at the computer and then felt something moving on my leg. I brushed it off because I knew it was an ant, but then I realized ants crawling all over my socks and squashed on the bottom of my sock. I looked under the desk and saw that I stepped in a giant line of ants eating some crackers that someone dropped. Then I vacuumed them up. It was a pretty gross experience. D:

Me27 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:02

Like others have said, at least it's not something worse! Was it ants or those tiny little black, just, like bugs? Cause those are what we get sometimes in the dog biscuits - they drill perfectly round holes through them and it's so creepy.

whocaresnotme 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 16:26

i no what u mean. about a year ago, i acciedentally ate 2 or 3 pistachios before looking at the rest of them covered in mold. i thought they tasted sour...