Get it on, get on with it

By WorkingBlind - 12/10/2021 23:00

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Today, I was supposed to be working from home. Instead, I ended up taking the kids out to the park for the morning, because my wife “couldn’t even” today. When we got home, she had demolished two bottles of wine, and was masturbating to a home improvement show. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Was it a show where they pull up the carpet and put in hard wood?

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leogs23 24

Sometimes we just need some alone time

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RichardPencil 30

Was it a show where they pull up the carpet and put in hard wood?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Do you think she was interested in the ball-peen hammer?

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leogs23 24

Sometimes we just need some alone time

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kfchicken 31

when you have kids your "need" for day drinking and masturbation sort of falls down the priority list.

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Boyufd 24

might want to consider marriage counseling or a divorce

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slkeithh 14

..... Or maybe just an open discussion between two married individuals. I don't see how this warrants divorce.

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rpy13 11

This is why people need to getting back in their ******* offices and get back to work. Taking your kids to the park in a week day, regardless of your wife, no wonder employers are fuming.

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Nikki 16

Yeah you tell him! And again.. and again

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rpy13 11

This is why people need to get back in their offices and get back to work. Taking your kids to the park in a week day, regardless of your wife, no wonder employers are fuming.

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rpy13 11

This is why people need to get back in their offices and get back to work. Taking your kids to the park in a week day, regardless of your wife, no wonder employers are fuming.

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coolrunnings1021 14

To a show on how to improve your home or the sitcom with Tim Allen🤔🤔

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Silver_helmet 10

The end of the story is titillating, but the overall picture is creepy

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