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Were you eating black chips? I think FML has taught me to never pick up "food" I dropped and eat it. Also, nice username.

Once upon a time I was eating pizza while watching television. Out of the corner of my eye I see one lonely piece of sausage left in the box. I pick it up and eat it, of course I don't bother to look at it. It was a stink bug. It turns out that they don't just stink, they taste BAD as well. You can't just spit out the taste of a stink bug. Oh well, live and learn.

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Ew, I've done that too.. it just took me longer to realise. I had to think for a few minutes on why it tasted weird, and then I got it. ): I'm sorry, OP

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how the heck do you mistake a tick with a CHIP?! And wow... your home is THAT dirty. YTDI. It's called a broom. Use one.

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Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML Old.

Were you eating black chips? I think FML has taught me to never pick up "food" I dropped and eat it. Also, nice username.

I thought ticks were black???? Unless it was popped and bloody that it looked like a small hot cheetoh..... That sounds awesome well sucks to be u because now it will stick to ur inside and eat u inside out!!!! >;D

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bang, bang boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn If your girl starts acting up, then you take her frien'

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I said a hip hop, Hippie to the hippie, The hip, hip a hop, and you don't stop, a rock it To the bang bang boogie, say, up jump the boogie, To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat. Now, what you hear is not a test - I'm rappin' to the beat, And me, the groove, and my friends are gonna try to move your feet. See, I am Wonder Mike, and I'd like to say hello, To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, The purple and yellow. But first, I gotta Bang bang, the boogie to the boogie, Sa

#2 I agree. I think it's also taught me that too many people live in disgusting places. really though how many people put stuff in their mouth without glancing at it for at least a moment. OP- YDI watch what you eat.

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I agree dude. This is why America has become the Land of Fatty McFat-Fats and Jiggling Jennys YDI Get off the couch and go do some exercise. Chunky Dunk.

What kind of crap-hole do you live in if you can't differentiate between crumbs of food and a tick? And how the hell does a tick look like a crumb in the first place?

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The OP lives in Pakistan. Ticks are very commonplace there. Aside from that, the ticks we see aren't going to be the exact same as the ticks in Pakistan. You know, due to weather and environmental factors. So, OP, I agree FYL.

AHAHAHA. The ad to the right. ----> Mine is some movie ad that says "Don't let zombies FYL." Win. Also, #6, yeah seriously. OP didn't even say something dropped right in that area, so I guess he assumes everything near him is food while eating. Gross.

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