Food, Gross and Miscellaneous: Added spice

Added spice

By hungry - 06/04/2009 03:19 - United States

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksbro - 20/09/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I grabbed a handful of crackers from the kitchen, only to find it crawling with bugs. Apparently, my brother had made the same discovery earlier, but put the box of crackers back in the cupboard anyway. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By amandanoelle - 09/10/2016 06:42 - United States - Hot Springs National Park

Today, I realized how stagnant my life has become when, while eating some leftover salad with crackers I'd left out the night before, I decided to open some new crackers and put them with the stale, and giggled to myself about the excitement of "cracker roulette." FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By special-ingredient - 02/08/2009 03:41 - Canada

Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must have been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML

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By Aliya - 01/03/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML

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Thanks

By badeats - 22/06/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML

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By kp - 17/10/2011 00:47 - Australia

Today, I found ants all over my chocolate, but I'm so addicted that I just wiped them off and ate it anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2017 14:40 - United States - Higginsville

Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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unchien 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:53

Or rather, apparently, crackers weren't the only things you were enjoying.

xkaokaox 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:47

Nothing wrong with some extra protein... >_>...

Comments

Jordn_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:44

First! That's also quite disgusting =S

pinkdaisy 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:45

That's so gross, I hope you didn't eat any ants. Don't leave food in your room?!?

infinitii 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 4:42

pwned noob

cupcakemann95 7

Tuesday 10 May 2011 4:52

I don't think those were ants...

Silentcrafter11 13

Saturday 14 September 2013 4:14

Little black dots.

Wolfipoo 31

Wednesday 29 July 2015 18:06

Nice response #123, care to discuss your reply further?

shimmyya88 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:46

Learn to close boxes and clean up your room.

xkaokaox 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:47

Nothing wrong with some extra protein... >_>...

unchien 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:53

Or rather, apparently, crackers weren't the only things you were enjoying.

stonerchu 0

Monday 6 April 2009 9:56

You monster! haha j/k that blows

smile_meh_love 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 20:38

hahahah ;)

nnnnn12345 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:01

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

msupky 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:08

I feel SO sorry for you.

MissKittyKat24 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:08

That is so disgusting, at least it wasn't roaches I guess...lol.

mf_fml 0

Monday 6 April 2009 10:18

it's like when i was little, i was just watching a whole bunch of ants go into this sodacan, but doing nothing about it. then my brother came home from school, all outta breath and wanting to relax, and before i could register ANYTHING... he took a couple huge gulps out of the can before i shouted, "EWW, ANTS!!!!"