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By Jesse - / Friday 20 March 2009 05:48 / United States
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By  amirn86  |  0

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

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By  amirn86  |  0

Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

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  writergirl69  |  0

dude, one of my best friends was just killed in a car accident. cars are big, heavy, and dangerous. don't be a dumbass because you might end up killing someone, this is serious

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  ShorTiE4LyFe  |  0

Today, I pulled over my daughter while training a rookie cop. I was trying to teach him how to use the breathalyzer so I used it on my daughter. She tested a .15. I had to take my own daughter to jail. FML

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1 has it right. You're a total a-hole for driving drunk and putting others in danger. F your dads life for having a selfish bastard of a son. It's good he arrested you and threw your stupid arse in the pen!

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  Aerius_fml  |  3

Actually, they could have used mouthwash earlier or had one of those Listerine pocket strips. Some drinks don't get you intoxicated, but do have a bit of alcohol in them.

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  gatorgirl7563  |  22

I've read the mini-stories from this website of many people who "deserved it", but you are the first person who, with complete sincerity, I can say that I am happy, relieved, and all-around glad that they actually GOT what they deserved.

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  iMuffinKat  |  16

OP, why is this am FML? Because the police officer was your dad? Did you just expect your dad to give you a free pass for drunk driving just because you're related? YDI

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As wise a motto "live and learn" is, drunk driving is one of those things you shouldn't have to live to learn how fucking STUPID a choice that is! Alas, if you have to live thru that one to learn your lesson I'm praying to Poseidon you only kill a tree and not an innocent bystander...

By  mastercrammer  |  0

I'm sure the dad would probably let him go if he wasn't training someone. Too bad for you though. Next time, don't drink and drive.

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