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By zitgirl - / Sunday 14 February 2010 14:14 / United States
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  Ajjas013  |  6

Tell them you thought it was Holloween. Chop off your dick and stick it through your empty head and shit to scare people. And to top it off, eat your girl out right before you leave so it looks like you just chomped off someones fingers :)

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  keatosimo11  |  6

hey,actually that's a good thing she found the zits, i went to med school and learned if that u don't have zits, you're gonna get wrinkles really early (age 35)

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  luckyducky123  |  7

I'm sure there were a couple of zits here and there throughout the years. There is no way someone can have perfect skin ALL the time for 22 years. (And if you can.. what's your secret?!?! lol)

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  MQ_was_here  |  7

Oh it can happen, some women get acne towards their adult years and are totally acne-free as teens or at least get milder cases (I'm 18 and I have never gotten a zit on my cheeks). That doesn't mean just because you had minor acne as a teen that you're gonna get a crazy amount as an adult. To the OP, get concealor, the kind that comes w/ shades of yellow/purple/green and of course one that matches your skintone. When used correctly, it blocks out the red completely.

By  Mandy_fml  |  6

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  mytoecold  |  5

if he likes you he won't care...jesus christ did you ever see the brady bunch? and i don't think any sentence starting with "after 22 years of perfect skin" can real end with fuck my life honestly.

By  BritishHobo  |  6

You know, guys don't care as much about spots and zits as women seem to think. I always see FMLs and statuses with people freaking out that they have a spot or something (I actually don't, but it happens in the movies and hey, when have movies ever lied to us?), but if a guy has agreed to go out with you, he won't give a shit that you look identical but with a little spot. Seriously, girls in general should stop worrying SO much about their appearance. [/fairlyignorantsexistanstereotypicalcomment]

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  pasiphae9  |  6

I agree, and it works both ways. I've never found someone unattractive, female or male, just because of a couple of spots. Everyone gets them at some stage, most people on a regular basis. Not a big deal.

By  SighOfTheWorld  |  29

Masks can irritate pimples...since it was last minute, you should've used a bit of rubbing alcohol on a Q tip. It works much faster than any other method and it disinfects. It isn't too late, hope you read this in time.

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  Freeze_fml  |  29

Why do my comments keep disappearing? It's an irritation if one disappears, but they all decide to take a vacation at once. Just for the heck of it, I'll bet they reappear when I post this one.. Nope. Farewell my 3 comments.

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