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Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML

#766
35 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 6:41pm - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I crashed my car racing backwards and told my parents I was rear ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML

#765
33 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 1:23pm - misc - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

#764
37 comments

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On 12/31/2008 at 1:03pm - love - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I attended a speed dating evening. After 7 minutes, the girl told me she wasn't interested. I asked her at what point of the conversation she had made up her mind, she answered: "When you said 'Hello'. Goodbye". FML

#639
14 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 10:48pm - misc - by Aintnosunshine - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am spending new year absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with alcohol and strangers. Somehow, I still love her. FML

#762
39 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 8:36pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML

#759
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18249) - you deserved it (5935)

On 12/30/2008 at 3:30pm - money - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just found out that my brother in law and his wife frequent a swingers establishment that me and the wife have visited. Which is OK I suppose (providing we never see each other there) but he told me his parents go there too. FML

#637
17 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 3:27pm - intimacy - by Disturbed - United States (Colorado)

Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML

#636
41 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 1:00pm - misc - by MikeMoosey - United States (California)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after going to college for 5 years to become an architect I discover my plumber makes more than I do. FML

#761
48 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:16am - work - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

#632
46 comments

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On 12/30/2008 at 6:14am - misc - by Simon - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two favorite things in the world are Pizza and Beer... I now discover I have Celiac and can't have either. FML

#760
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22662) - you deserved it (2666)

On 12/30/2008 at 5:41am - health - by - Sent from mobile version



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