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Today, a couple of mates and me have a reservation on this fancy restaurant to celebrate Chinese New Year. I found out that 80% of our money goes to the wine tasting event that they have, a free flow of gorgeous, decent wine all around. I'm allergic to fruit. I'll stick to my 20RMB water bottle. FML

#2482
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On 01/24/2009 at 8:36pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
47 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML

#2475
37 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

#2472
13 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I am contemplating ending my relationship of 6 years. My boyfriend is too busy playing with a plastic guitar to listen. FML

#2469
36 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 5:09pm - love - by fyou - United States (Michigan)

Today, I figured out that my baby-powder container can be closed by twisting the cap. I just got back from a long trip. My suitcase used to be black. FML

#2463
23 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by yacoob - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

#2451
17 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:47pm - misc - by lizard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML

#2444
92 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 2:05pm - health - by Damm - United States (New York)

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

#2443
55 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 1:56pm - love - by screwed - Chile (Region Metropolitana)

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

#2426
39 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 11:07am - love - by Jebus - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking in the mall and passed one of the hair product booths (with the people who constanly harrass you as you walk by). In front of half of the mall the woman working there told me that she had several products that I could use to touch up my roots. I'm a natural red head. FML

#2424
29 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 10:24am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

#2423
74 comments

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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)



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