Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by scotto (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went round to my Grandparents' to help set up their new Satellite TV. When I turned it on, for some reason it defaulted to "Arab Babes TV". I was therefore inadvertently responsible for the broadcast of porn in my Grandparents' living room. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:55pm - misc - by Hello my name is (man) - United Kingdom
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by JRock - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I finally won an ongoing battle with my family to go to a restaurant I like, rather than a restaurant I hate with a passion. Now I'm throwing up, and my back is killing me. I'm the only one who got food poisoning. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:02pm - health - by amandapurple (woman) - United States
Today, I found out my angry ex girlfriend put Nair in my shampoo before moving out of my dorm. I'm now balding at 19. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:57am - love - by lee (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 10:10am - intimacy - by Charles (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:52am - animals - by El Boz (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was at a party and all my friends started asking me ways they could leave so no one would notice because the party sucked. It was MY party. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by SIK of everything (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 5:01am - love - by Reaper - South Africa (Western Cape)
Today, while walking through the fragrance area in a shopping center a women behind me asked; "Excuse me miss, would you like to sample our new fragrance line." I'm a 19 year old male. I turned around expecting her to correct herself. She didn't. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by highlycontagious - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:24am - love - by 987564 (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)
Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my Grandma was showing me an ancient family letter. It was apparently written by someone historically famous. She was going on about how important it was, in such good condition too, worth a lot. I dropped my glass of juice. It spilt all over it. FML
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On 02/22/2009 at 1:41am - misc - by damn-it (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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