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Lol i picture my old self picking at people then someone chasing me and i can hardly get away. or maybe i will be a quick non arthritic old lady. who knows. hey i have sore stiff joints now but still move fast. score!

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Well if your mother thinks it's the truth, and agrees with your grandpa, and she told you, just tell her she must be old, since she's allowed to tell "the truth".

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47 - So you're saying that a person with a genetically-linked obesity that he can do nothing to control who has been in a debilitating accident and is struggling to enjoy life despite his misfortunes is universally ugly?

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63- Hate to break it to you, cupcake, but yes. Morbidly obese people are universally ugly. Whether it be from genetics or overall laziness is irrelevant. Have you ever really fantasized about being underneath someone who was 300, 350, or hell, 400+ pounds and actually enjoying yourself? I know I haven't. Of course, there are those who take the term "chubby chaser" to another level, but seriously consider: would you really want to be found sexually – or even at all physically attractive

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clearly he has self esteem issues and is just bringing you down so he can feel better about him self. grandpa's are notorious for body image issues.

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That explains my grandpa! He's only like that to me and my sister and my cousin. But he's nice to the other grand kids.

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I bet that would make her feel alot better, "Haa! grandpa I got my looks from you, *damn still ugly*"

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#11, that really doesn't work on old people. He has already reproduced and his offspring have reproduced. He's got proof positive that he was attractive enough to bang and the fruit of his loins was also fuck-worthy. Not a good strategy for a snappy comeback.

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