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Today , feeling confident , I askd my boyfriendhat he thought of my new body , since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missd the old me and wantd me to gain wieght again. My boyfriend was the one that encouragd me to loose wieght in the frst place. FML

#7193385
131 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 1:36am - health - by Srain (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I noticed that my long distance boyfriend of almost four months only calls me to have phone sex. FML

#7192878
34 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 1:03am - intimacy - by a.baybay (woman) - United States

Today, At Work, I Dropped A Heavy Block Of Lead On My Hand. On My Hunt Fir Ice, I Had To Tell My Manager - Who Told Her Manager, Who Told The Chief - In The End, The Whole Department Found Out An They Made Me Fill In Two Long Arsed Incident Reports. I Had To Fill Them In Myself With My Busted Up Hand. FML

#7192176
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (2881)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:19am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend of 2 yeres because I was tired of his childishness an anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up mah phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML

#7191706
146 comments

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On 01/07/2010 at 12:01am - love - by DeadBroke (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63244) - you deserved it (3146)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY , I HAD AN ARGUMENT OVERHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD BUY SOME FLOWERS!! WITH MYSELF!! OUT LOUD!! FML

#7188892
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6866) - you deserved it (26423)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:58pm - misc - by mindlost (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the police stopped me fir "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions . After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in there Ford Focus Estate . Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back . Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of mah car . FML

Today, I entered mah bedroom, ready to play some COD on mah xbox 360. Instead, I fine a notehere mah xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by mah girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML

#7185908
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35702) - you deserved it (2971)

On 01/06/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

yesterday my mom finally believd mehen I said I smelld mold. I liftd up the couch, an it was coverd in mold. So were the bottoms of all our furniture, our beds, an my grandma's vintage chair. We've been living in mold for the past 4 months. mega FML

#7183279
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27376) - you deserved it (4558)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:28pm - health - by moudly (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, it was snowing !! I slippad on tha ica and fall in tha middla of tha road, dislocating mah laft shouldar and knaa !! As I was scraaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on tha pavamant thraw snowballs at ma whila avaryona in tha cars just drova around ma !! FML

#7183146
121 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

#7183018
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17910) - you deserved it (23708)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I found out my dad spent most of the $500 I earned from mowing lawns on an Xbox 360 4 himself. He was the one who encouraged me to putted the money in the bank 4 college and to leren responsibility. I'm 14 yeres old. He's 37. FML

#7181170
189 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 1:19pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah 5 month old son decided that mah lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in mah face. mega FML

#7181113
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9713) - you deserved it (48950)

On 01/06/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by pinky (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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