About _hazmat
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • It's in the can!

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  • A new thumb

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  • Supersize Menu

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  • Consolation prize

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Judgmental

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  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    34%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    74%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    4%
  • One more and it's business time

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    9%
  • 50 quality comments

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    4%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    3%
  • 50 favorites

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    24%
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    43%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    86%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
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_hazmat's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Anonymous - / Monday 19 January 2015 13:35 / Australia
By Anonymous - / Sunday 4 January 2015 16:58 / Denmark - Aarhus
By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 November 2014 20:15 / United States - San Francisco
By maleficunt - / Tuesday 3 June 2014 20:44 / United Kingdom - Cannock