By Geemeisters - 08/11/2015 10:03 - United Kingdom - Studley
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By Kidsthesedays - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Saint Neots
Happy Caturday!
By misfitunfit - 11/11/2015 01:24 - United States
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By burnbabyburn - 11/11/2015 17:47 - United Kingdom
Snap!
By fryebaby623 - 13/11/2015 05:47 - United States - Vero Beach
By Koizumiii - 15/11/2015 18:47 - United States - Chantilly
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I was speechless for a few seconds and just kind of stared at her, then grabbed my hair and pulled it out of her mouth and decided to stand instead. Then I took a shower! I would have said something to her but she was about 80 and from Asia, didn't really know English too well
Wisdom
By weldingmachine217 - 16/11/2015 21:47 - United States - Blanchard
By Anonymous - 21/11/2015 21:12 - United States - Rockville
By quinndulgent - 29/11/2015 21:10 - United States - West Bend
By not twilight - 05/12/2015 00:47 - United States - Charlotte
Front line workers
By Anonymous - 05/12/2015 03:43 - Canada - Toronto
Tipsy
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fayetteville
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By Deweyboy - 21/12/2015 18:01 - United States
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Hey guys, OP Here. I don't hate my job. My boss works awesomely with my schedule, I make a ton of money, and I work with a bunch of good people. I try my best to welcome everyone who comes in when I'm at the lead register, but my store can get about 8-900 customers a day, so my welcomes can be a little reflexive. I had just gotten up that morning, after working a 9 hour shift the night before, with a 7 hour shift ahead of me. I heard the cat push the door open, and I said it half-asleep with my siblings all around the table.
By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 17:11 - Germany
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By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 05:17 - United States - Norristown
Excavation time
By yankesik - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Poland - Kalisz
By someone euthanize me - 16/01/2016 08:17
Icona Pop, I assume
By ugh - 23/01/2016 20:48 - United States - Agoura Hills
OP here. The carton of new litter was in the kitchen with the rest of the groceries I had brought in. Litter box is in the laundry room off the kitchen and it broke on the way there. woops!