bjamin8983

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

0
Comments

219
Visits

14
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Bjamin8983

Not specified

Bjamin8983 - Followers

Bjamin8983 - Followed

Bjamin8983's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Bjamin8983's FML badges

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Bjamin8983's favorite FMLs

By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

agreeclassic 88 874

vote type 1 5 452

By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 22:04 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at the beach with my parents, and I went for a swim in the sea. I got out and my parents started laughing their asses off. It wasn't until my dad pulled a condom out of my hair that I realized what they were laughing at. My dad even took a picture. FML

agreeclassic 29 412

vote type 1 2 303

By Anonymous - 09/06/2012 04:51 - United States - Hernando

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

agreeclassic 18 048

vote type 1 46 468

Loverman

By dating a manchild - 01/06/2012 23:50 - Denmark - Hellerup

Today, I arranged a romantic dinner for my boyfriend. His favourite meal, fresh flowers, scented candles. Everything went beautifully, at least until he wrapped an arm around me and whispered, "Want some dick?" into my ear. Mood horrifically ruined. FML

agreeclassic 34 921

vote type 1 7 396

By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

agreeclassic 55 387

vote type 1 9 279