yerbamate

Not specified

0
Followed

0
Followers

0
Badges!

1
Comments

124
Visits

12
Favorites

Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Yerbamate

Not specified

Yerbamate - Followers

Yerbamate - Followed

Yerbamate's page visits

lovers5201

Fucked!

Yerbamate's FML badges

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Yerbamate's favorite FMLs

Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

agreeclassic 49 030

vote type 1 7 580

By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

agreeclassic 37 439

vote type 1 8 524

By shit... - 05/07/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I sent out my monthly curriculum list to the parents of the kids in my math class so they can see what their children will be learning. I usually end my e-mails with the phrase 'math is power'. Now, 154 parents got an e-mail saying 'meth is power'. FML

agreeclassic 45 948

vote type 1 23 814

By Rae - 30/07/2009 13:56 - United States

Today, I picked up my daughter from the day care but before we left, the babysitter needed to have a talk with me. To fill you in, I got a brand new prius yesterday. Apparently my daughter told eveyone that her mommy got a new penis. FML

agreeclassic 44 466

vote type 1 4 496

Sexy time

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 09:23 - United States

Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend broke three of my ribs giving me the Heimlich maneuver. FML

agreeclassic 25 517

vote type 1 59 462