By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States
The Top
Liar !
By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00
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By Kev - 19/02/2009 23:42 - Canada
By RaccoonFever - 10/01/2014 11:15 - United States - La Jolla
Training
By Anonymous - 10/04/2011 05:07 - United States
All in the Family
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By Unhelpful - 07/02/2012 04:27 - United States
Grand Old Irony
By Anonymous - 27/03/2020 02:12
Heavy sleeper
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By jeffcarp - 03/06/2016 16:13 - Italy - Bologna
jeffcarp tells us more.
By crookedteeth - 27/08/2009 17:23 - United States
Classy
By EK. - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Alexa, play "Don't Stand So Close to Me" by The Police
By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 03:48
AdrianAmato tells us more.
They didn't tell me I can't have a relationship with her, just that we can't visit each other anymore (due to the tighter COVID restrictions) even though we live on the same base and people whose girlfriends live off-base can still visit their girlfriends.
PRAISE THE LORD!
By cantgetup - 03/04/2011 04:10 - Canada
Snek
By snakeboy - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia
Love language
By upupandaway - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
Small detail
By littlemissgullible - 10/03/2010 01:17 - United States
By Crossy - 23/08/2009 06:54 - Australia
It's a doggy dog world
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By hot_friend - 19/12/2013 06:13 - United States
Trashcan addiction
By Anonymous - 13/08/2021 00:01
Night snack
By adventurousnightsbutnotinagoodway - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Leiden
Legit logic
By Carmen VanDiest - 24/04/2020 02:00
You want conflict? I'll give you conflict!
By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Wow thanks, I'm cured
By Anonymous - 26/04/2020 23:00
By csc4lyfe09 - 03/03/2010 00:00 - United States
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Hi OP here! Thanks for the funnies, laugh in the face of adversity I believe! Just to elaborate some more- I'd asked for the meeting, had been asking for a few weeks. I thought something wasn't right as they never responded, but when a time and place was confirmed I thought 'at last!' This sort of thing happens a lot in my job, so I was still none the wiser. I was basically told that there were too many others in the company with the same job title as me, and one has to go and they chose me. I stated that that was quite the opposite of what I thought we would be talking about and that was that. I have a notice period to work and want to check my rights and entitlements in the meantime- I'm hoping there's some sort of payoff! It's not all bad news though, I have another job lined up for me if I want it so I won't be out of pocket. It's strange how life can suddenly change!