Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my roommate's parents came over to our one room apartment. They found condom wrappers. My roommate tried to say they were mine. I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, my roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into my room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto my bed, and cracked two of my ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, and then had very loud sex, which I heard. FML
Today, I witnessed my roommate telling a girl that he has "really healthy shits". I wanted to make fun of him, but he got laid by said girl and I went home to jerk off. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I found out I have herpes. I'm 9 months pregnant and have only been with my husband. It just so happens that our roommate just got over herpes. I thought they were just spending time together, bonding. FML
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Top comments
Nico97 3
karma railing people hard
dreams2383 20
now you know why you might have it. his girlfriends a *****. you also got what you deserved. hope you like std's
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dreams2383 20
now you know why you might have it. his girlfriends a *****. you also got what you deserved. hope you like std's
Marcella1016 32
Sounds like OP is a ***** too if we’re getting technical.
tiptoppc 21
Yup. Takes two to screw.
dreams2383 20
ya but the op isn't in the relationship. but that's why I said they got what they deserved because it's wrong on both sides. their scum for sleeping with the roommates girlfriend
Nico97 3
karma railing people hard
RichardPencil 32
Well, now you probably have it, too. Luckily, you can blame your roommate for giving you the disease seeing that you both use the same toilet seat. Keep your fingers crossed that he believes that that is a method of transmission.
JackWood 21
What comes around, goes around. js
Bogrbon 27
Wrap it before you tap it - especially if you don't know where it's been. If a girl is willing to cheat on her BF who is your roommate with you, you can probably assume you're not the only one, and you almost certainly want to protect yourself. Be glad it's ONLY syphilis and that it's generally treatable.
tiptoppc 21
I got lymes disease from a very shady tick. It’s in the same genus as syphilis, treated the same. On doxycycline and it’s a right bitch on a 21 day coarse. He’s in for some serious side effects. It caused me to drop 40lbs down to 160, and in general makes me miserable. So OP deserves it, but trust me, that bacteria is a right bitch to deal with. Too bad mine came a deer tick that slept around. I didn’t even get to enjoy it. OP might want to go stick his dick in some bleach. At least one of us will get some entertainment from this pathogen.
LSMVAT 6
At least let the poor **** know his GF is cheating you cold hearted lizard, but on a positive note you got some Karma served in the form of an STD…
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Were you dumb enough to think she was being faithful you by only cheating on him with you?